Interns are the new butler

I've always wanted a Jeeves to take care of all the little nuisances of my life (while hoping I'm not quite as helpless and clueless as Bertie Wooster). The updated version of the dream, though, is to have an intern, who would do pretty much the same sorts of things that a butler once did: oversee household chores and simplify my life.

At the moment, I can't afford either an intern or a butler, so Todd is stepping up to help. Here he is with his quilting hat on.